If there’s a book nerd in your life that you love, or live with, here are the questions they’d rather you didn’t ask. I’m doing my civic duty as a bookworm with a blog by telling you what they won’t.
1. Don’t ask how much we’ve spent
Why do that to yourself? Don’t ask, you do not need to know. Just assume they were all free and live in blissful ignorance.
2. Don’t ask about the spicy scenes in our books
This is another case where blissful ignorance is your friend. We’re just silly girls, we don’t want to read about sex, woman don’t like that sort of thing. Or if we do read about it, it’s missionary with lots of eye contact.
Don’t worry about it.
Seriously, don’t.
3. You cannot compete with the book men- don’t ask
Just know, you will never compare to these book boyfriends. Yes, they are red flagged filled nightmares but have you ever threatened to start a war because someone hurt me? Have you ever given up your crown/ magical powers to be with me? No? Then pipe down my friend.
(for those curious, yes, I do have a partner and I promise you we have had this conversation in real life, he just shook his head at me, so he doesn’t give AF.)
4. Yes, we do need audios, digital and physical books
On that subject, we also need the special editions, the hardbacks and the paperbacks of our favourite books.
Worried about the room in our shared space? Think about the space you take up pal… how many books could I get in that?
Think about it.
5. How did we find the time for all this reading?
Thing is, reality… it’s boring.
So, I find ways to escape when I can, possibly at times when you’d be scrolling on your phone or watching TV.
Sometimes it’s when you’re talking…
(I joke, I joke)
((mostly))
Antonia Bernardin 
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